Mmmmm, Bacon! Is there a truer phrase than that? Can a phrase be true?

Can you ramble any more?

Shut up. Your honor, may I have some leeway to make my point?

I’m inclined to allow it. I am, as always, thirsty.

Thank you, Your Broadness. Um, but this isn’t about beverages.

Then make it quick!

Be glad it isn’t about drinks. I doubt the world is ready for the Bacontini.

I’m not so sure about that. My nephew, Will, lives by one of the world’s great truths: Everything tastes better with the addition of bacon.

Pecan Pie?

Oh yeah, there is a corollary: Anything that cannot be improved by bacon will be improved by the addition of vanilla ice cream.

All this lead up to a simple link to a blog I just saw today: I ❤ Bacon. Go there, or the terrorists have already won! (H/T: Looka!)