Mmmmm, Bacon! Is there a truer phrase than that? Can a phrase be true?
Can you ramble any more?
Shut up. Your honor, may I have some leeway to make my point?
I’m inclined to allow it. I am, as always, thirsty.
Thank you, Your Broadness. Um, but this isn’t about beverages.
Then make it quick!
Be glad it isn’t about drinks. I doubt the world is ready for the Bacontini.
I’m not so sure about that. My nephew, Will, lives by one of the world’s great truths: Everything tastes better with the addition of bacon.
Oh yeah, there is a corollary: Anything that cannot be improved by bacon will be improved by the addition of vanilla ice cream.