March is the month that God designed to show those who don’t drink what a hangover’s like.

Garrison Keillor

—Not really from a cocktail book, but from an inevitable companion: The Hangover Companion: A Guide to the Morning After

I’ll add a second one here, and for fun, make it a quiz. It is actually two quotes, see if you can guess who uttered the reply. The answer is after the jump, but no fair peeking!

I neither drink nor smoke and am a hundred percent fit.

Field Marshall Montgomery

I drink and smoke and am two hundred percent fit!

Winston Churchill

I have one more from this excellent little time-waster, but I’ll save it for a morning when I actually have a hangover!