Fat, drunk and in the neighbor’s pool is no way to go through life, son. by Doug Winship 16 October Funny Even if you’re a horse. Oh, and thanks to Jacob Grier, who apparently reads the Guardian so I don’t have to. Related NO COMMENT Add Comment Click here to cancel the reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked * Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.