It has been a long while since I did one of these, but what the hey.

Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
-Groucho Marx, in A Night at the Opera

To be found in The Daily Cocktail: 365 Intoxicating Drinks and the Outrageous Events That Inspired Them.

While diddling around on this, I found this absolutely incredible clip from A Night at the Opera. If this is real, the Marx Brothers were even bigger geniuses that I thought.