Killing Time, murder consultants:
IF you didn't like the piece below on manly beer opening... How about a beer bottle opener that pops open a whole case at one time? It is not on the same plane of manliness, but it's right there in dudeliness.
The manliest beer bottle opener in the history of time. No really, guys, this dude makes girlies of us all. You too, Chuck Norris. (Video)
Somehow, the impending bartender singularity is already in its rococo phase. Because I certainly want my Manhattan brutally shaken and then dispensed through a series of cherub penises....
The timeline of cocktail history. Starts with the Fish House Punch in 1732. But why end with the Coctel Algeria in 1960? (From WorldClass)
Tiki torches for the modern ultra-contemporary home (Video). If you have to blend your primitive with the modern in your Tiki decor as I do, these might make an excellent merge point.
Posted by
Rumdood
under Rum, RumDood Held Hostage
I can’t get out!
I wander the labyrinth, keeping track only with scrawled marks on the wall. Why did I enter this Gin-soaked Hell?
I thirst. There are only four rums to be found here. Four! And now the Mount Gay Extra Old runs low.
My powers are weakened by the deprivation.
If I don’t get out soon, I’ll die. Or worse, be forced to consume Vodka!
Pray for me. Or better yet, make him let me out!
January 12th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Oh, c’mon Doug… Let him out. How am I ever to learn the perfect rum combo for Mai Tais if he’s stuck here, unable to finish his quest?
Jac(Quote) (Reply)
January 12th, 2009 at 11:16 am
*taps out “Please send Demerara rum” in Morse Code*
Matt Robold (RumDood)(Quote) (Reply)
January 12th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
I`m here Dood..with a bag full of demerara rums..but how do i get in?
Tiare(Quote) (Reply)
January 12th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Careful Tiare. Maybe you won’t be able to get out either.
Give me the Demerara.
I’ll see that he gets it.
Really. I promise.
Doug(Quote) (Reply)
January 12th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Sorry Dood, but i dont trust this guy..you´ll have to do without the dem rums.
Pegu..please let him out, we need him for the Mai Tai wrap-up!
Tiare(Quote) (Reply)