June 5th,
2009

Posted by Doug
under Accessories, Funny

There are many days when I firmly believe that we of the West are dwelling in the comfortable twilight of a rotting civilization.
And then, like lightning, my faith in the power and majesty of American ingenuity and can-do spirit are restored.
Let us say that you are building your Basement Bar, a man cave of the first order. Much beer will be consumed here. You know what must be done with said beer, once it has been drunk. But the stairs are long, and you have no place or budget for a bathroom in the basement. However, you do have a dead super-soldier lying about….
urinal
I know it’s a Miller keg (rather than Bud Light), but I still want to offer up this song to the man among men who came up with this device:

Real Men of Genius

Real men of genius….

Today we salute you, Mr. Make a Urinal Out of a Beer Keg in Your Basment Bar Guy.

Mr. Make a Urinal Out of a Beer Keg in Your Basment Bar Guy!

When you drink beer in your basement… lots of beer… you can’t be bothered to go upstairs to hit the can.

Those stairs are long!

So you cut a hole in a full sized keg and mount it on the wall.

Say good-bye to your deposit.

A few bucks for a valve and PVC pipe, and you have a working flush system.

Don’t talk about where the drain leads!

Throw in a urinal cake you borrowed from work to keep the smell down, and don’t forget a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Employees must wash hands!

So here’s to you, Mr. Make a Urinal Out of a Beer Keg in Your Basment Bar Guy. When used beer needs getting rid of, you are our favorite guy.

Mr. Make a Urinal Out of a Beer Keg in Your Basment Bar Guy….

Thanks for the picture to a friend of mine who shall remain nameless, to protect his access to said urinal.

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One Response to “Basement Bar Design Accessories #5: Pure American Ingenuity”

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    Brian Says:

    That is great! I wonder if my wife will let me put one of those in my basement bar? I have a bathroom down there already, but who could n’t use a kegurinal?

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