Killing Time, murder consultants:
IF you didn't like the piece below on manly beer opening... How about a beer bottle opener that pops open a whole case at one time? It is not on the same plane of manliness, but it's right there in dudeliness.
The manliest beer bottle opener in the history of time. No really, guys, this dude makes girlies of us all. You too, Chuck Norris. (Video)
Somehow, the impending bartender singularity is already in its rococo phase. Because I certainly want my Manhattan brutally shaken and then dispensed through a series of cherub penises....
The timeline of cocktail history. Starts with the Fish House Punch in 1732. But why end with the Coctel Algeria in 1960? (From WorldClass)
Tiki torches for the modern ultra-contemporary home (Video). If you have to blend your primitive with the modern in your Tiki decor as I do, these might make an excellent merge point.
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
Nine Buddies Boozing,
Eight Barmaids Serving,
Seven Blues a Blazing,
Six Glasses Gleaming,
Five… Golden… Rums!
Four Cocktail Books,
Three French 75s,
Two Jars of Olives,
And a Shaker Full of Martinis!
Attention! After yesterday’s Rule 5 Barmaid Cleavage-stravaganza, I have forced Doug to include equal time for the ladies. See below for your Ninth Day, drinking-themed beefcake!
January 3rd, 2010 at 12:53 am
SO WRONG.
Shame on you, Doug.
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