Killing Time, murder consultants:
IF you didn't like the piece below on manly beer opening... How about a beer bottle opener that pops open a whole case at one time? It is not on the same plane of manliness, but it's right there in dudeliness.
The manliest beer bottle opener in the history of time. No really, guys, this dude makes girlies of us all. You too, Chuck Norris. (Video)
Somehow, the impending bartender singularity is already in its rococo phase. Because I certainly want my Manhattan brutally shaken and then dispensed through a series of cherub penises....
The timeline of cocktail history. Starts with the Fish House Punch in 1732. But why end with the Coctel Algeria in 1960? (From WorldClass)
Tiki torches for the modern ultra-contemporary home (Video). If you have to blend your primitive with the modern in your Tiki decor as I do, these might make an excellent merge point.
Penelope Cruz makes even Campari look good. Her new calendar is the best piece of booze marketing since Christina Hendricks teamed up with Johnnie Walker. And yes, I don’t particularly like Campari…. (H/T: Camper)
