So Oakley is making a carbon-fiber, steel, and aircraft aluminum flask for The Macallan. Their test-drive exceeds the specs for your average drinking flask… just a little bit.
Run over it with a modern sports car: Check.
Drag it around behind a variety of classic and modern sports cars: Check.
Refill it in a moving convertible with a hose from a helicopter: Check.
Drop it onto concrete from the aforementioned helicopter: Check.
Drive right up and deliver flask to a beautiful, naked model in her bathtub in the middle of the test track: Check.