From I Can Haz Cheezburger’s Fail Blog last month:
There is a wealth of wisdom in this cartoon… even if it does feature two men so limited in wisdom that they care about beer.
What would be your recaptioning for the cocktail world?
Cocktail Enthusiast: I bought a six pack of really nice tonic water made by a friend in Portland… Plus a bottle of good rum, because the host makes a metric ton of daiquiris.
Cocktail Snob: I bought a large bottle of Fernet Branca. I’m going to force everybody, even the ladies drinking white zinfandel, to do shots of it and then corner you for the rest of this night to explain why drinking vodka is a betrayal of all that is intoxicating.
So, my fellow readers who often, like me, teeter on the edge of being the second guy, what are your own cautionary quotes?