The Broad
Alright, let’s make my role clear here. I am the woman who periodically berates both Doug and my significant other in the pages of this blog. Doug refers to me as a broad (or hereinafter The Broad). Now, I’m still not completely sure about how this really complimentary this is, but I’ll go with it, as it seems sincere—at least sincere to the extent that any man, and Doug in especial particular, is capable of being sincere. If you have a real problem with the term, perhaps you would be better off here.