IF you didn’t like the piece below on manly beer opening… How about a beer bottle opener that pops open a whole case at one time? It is not on the same plane of manliness, but it’s right there in dudeliness.

The manliest beer bottle opener in the history of time. No really, guys, this dude makes girlies of us all. You too, Chuck Norris. (Video)

Somehow, the impending bartender singularity is already in its rococo phase. Because I certainly want my Manhattan brutally shaken and then dispensed through a series of cherub penises….

The timeline of cocktail history. Starts with the Fish House Punch in 1732. But why end with the Coctel Algeria in 1960? (From WorldClass)

Tiki torches for the modern ultra-contemporary home (Video). If you have to blend your primitive with the modern in your Tiki decor as I do, these might make an excellent merge point.

Tiare is keeping up her end of Tiki Month until the finish. Here’s the last of her three new mugs, containing a 2070 Swizzle, created by Martin Cate.

A pill to instantly sober you up is getting closer to reality. If it weren’t Tiki Month, I’d have a long post on how and in what ways this would be both great and terrible.

Now this here is some Falernum. Doing it well, doing it beautifully. Via @Dabreb

The Hala Kahiki, featuring coffee and rhum agricole. Another great Tiki Month offering from a Mountain of Crushed Ice.

If you mix with diet soda instead of hi-test, your drink may act more strongly on your system. More confirmation from Science, diet soda is the Devil!
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