June 20th,
2009

1800-Mancave
First off, I recently learned that 1800 Tequila is running a contest entitled Win the Ultimate Mancave. You may enter once per 24 hour period, between now and the closure date of August 15th, 2009. I advise you to not enter, as each entry of yours will reduce my chances of winning. The grand prize is $10,000 which you can use to help you follow this humble blog’s advice on constructing the ultimate Basement Bar.
Since I already possess the Ultimate Basement Bar, I’d probably spend the cash on expensive booze, and video games. The rest of it, I’d just waste.
But I’d like to talk a bit about mancave design as exemplified in the photo atop this post. If you visit the 1800 Mancave contest website, you’ll see an expanded view, with more stuff to the right.
First off, while I’m sure 1800 would disagree, I advise against putting 600 bucks worth of their product out on display in your basement bar. 600 dollars worth of liquor is OK, but not all the same two bottles! Especially not all tequila! In my personal, limited experience, one good party that started in the mancave pictured above would end up with grass stains on everyone’s clothing, a couple of divorces, five jail terms, two of your guests waking up naked in Bozeman, Montana, and most tragically, only 35 dollars worth of 1800 on display. With that caveat, it’s a beautiful, and instructive, layout.
The liquor display shelf is beautifully backlit. There is a large refrigerator (almost an embarrassment of riches), though I quibble with the in-door ice maker, rather than a separate device. There is cool decor in the form of the memorabilia case. The sports stuff shown in the picture is actually a bit sterile (it is a promotional photo), but I like it because it is baseball heavy. If you actually has such a collection of sports stuff, and want to feature it in your Basement Bar, you might want to spread it around to permeate the whole space.
This Basement Bar also has two things I haven’t written about in detail yet, but are both in my draft que: A kicking entertainment center, and very cool lighting. Expect more from me soon on these subjects.
The place where this design falls down is the bar itself! Do not build a bar that is thigh-high, with barstools scaled for my eight-year old daughter. She’s not allowed in your bar.
So, have a good day, and remember not to enter the contest!
1800 Black 750ml bottle shot - clear

June 5th,
2009

Posted by Doug
under Accessories, Funny

There are many days when I firmly believe that we of the West are dwelling in the comfortable twilight of a rotting civilization.
And then, like lightning, my faith in the power and majesty of American ingenuity and can-do spirit are restored.
Let us say that you are building your Basement Bar, a man cave of the first order. Much beer will be consumed here. You know what must be done with said beer, once it has been drunk. But the stairs are long, and you have no place or budget for a bathroom in the basement. However, you do have a dead super-soldier lying about….
urinal
I know it’s a Miller keg (rather than Bud Light), but I still want to offer up this song to the man among men who came up with this device:

Real Men of Genius

Real men of genius….

Today we salute you, Mr. Make a Urinal Out of a Beer Keg in Your Basment Bar Guy.

Mr. Make a Urinal Out of a Beer Keg in Your Basment Bar Guy!

When you drink beer in your basement… lots of beer… you can’t be bothered to go upstairs to hit the can.

Those stairs are long!

So you cut a hole in a full sized keg and mount it on the wall.

Say good-bye to your deposit.

A few bucks for a valve and PVC pipe, and you have a working flush system.

Don’t talk about where the drain leads!

Throw in a urinal cake you borrowed from work to keep the smell down, and don’t forget a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Employees must wash hands!

So here’s to you, Mr. Make a Urinal Out of a Beer Keg in Your Basment Bar Guy. When used beer needs getting rid of, you are our favorite guy.

Mr. Make a Urinal Out of a Beer Keg in Your Basment Bar Guy….

Thanks for the picture to a friend of mine who shall remain nameless, to protect his access to said urinal.

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April 30th,
2009

Posted by Doug
under Basement Bar, Broads

This set of thoughts on Basement Bar design, and mantuary design specifically, is addressed primarily to married men, or men who live with the same woman full time and might as well be married. If you don’t figure this out before you build your Basement Bar/Mantuary, you will figure it out after, therefore it is best to keep it in mind at the design stage. It will save you a lot of work.
couplewine
There is an implicit bargain in the creation of the Man Cave, a social compact if you will, that you will enter into when you carve out your sanctuary/personal space within the home. Your significant other will not ever say it, because it is far too self-evident to her to need vocalization. But it is a bedrock portion of whatever negotiations you do or do not need to go through to set aside and construct your reservation. Here it is:

The Bargain:
Men want their space, and women will happily let them have it.
But.
When guests of both sexes come over, the man cave must be rendered fit and open for visits from the ladies.

It’s a simple bargain, but complex in application.
First off, understand that no actual visit, or intention thereof, by women to your man cave, just the possibility, is needed to trigger the terms of the Bargain.
The party may be set up in the back yard. You might just have invited the Johnson’s over to play Pictionary. It might even be her teetotalling Aunt Bettie, inviting herself to dinner.
You might go a year without any outside women entering your bar. But your lady, no matter how great a broad she may be, is going to countenance the possibility of her frenemy Susan from Accounting being told she can’t enter your Mantuary.
Second, you need to understand that the bargain is not really about her friends being allowed into your sanctuary. She just needs to know that she can be welcome wherever you are. This dynamic changes from couple to couple, of course. Some Mantuarys really are retreats, where the man of the house goes to be separate from the woman. Others are simply the one area of the house where the man has primary control over the design and appearance of the space… subject of course to the Bargain. Essentially, you can put a No Gurlz Aloud sign on the door, but the Bargain says you can’t nail it in place.
Finally, the Bargain has a practical element to it as well. For most people, if you construct a really cool Basement Bar, it will be the best entertainment space in your house. It is only natural for her to want to enjoy it too at times.
So, we understand that there will be times when women will enter our Man Cave, our Mantuary, our Basement Bar. What is entailed in making it fit for this experience? There are two factors at play, design and maintenance.
First off, maintenance. Keep it clean guys. Remember the frenemy Susan? Imagine is she and your wife walked in to see this?
a-trashed-apartment-hurricane-1
The next time you slept in your own bed would be during the Palin administration….
In all seriousness, mess is easy to prevent, and a bitch to clean up. In particular, watch out for smells. Limes smell great when you juice them, but not so much after ten days in the trash. And once smells set in in a Basement, they require significant effort to remove. If you don’t have a dishwasher down there (and sometimes even if you do), washing up all your glassware and bar tools in the half hour before your friends come over can be… stressful.
In addition to cleaning, maintenance covers basic repairs. Depending on your design choices, ratty armchairs may be acceptable, or they may not. When stuff gets broken, fix it. Chances are you want your Basement Bar to look great fulltime too. The Bargain can be useful to you as well, as an incentive to make sure you do the needed work.
Finally, think through the Bargain when you design and decorate your Basement Bar. Carefully. Your design choices may or may not need to be woman welcoming, or even friendly. But they can’t be (your) woman hostile.
There is the obvious, of course.
corona
You may or may not be able to get away with this, your mileage may vary. A beer-centric Basement Bar with lots of ads, a few of which are Rule Fiveish, may fly. For the lounge lizards, you might try artwork like this:
razzledazzlemartini
But as I said, your mileage will vary, and not just with, ahem, artwork. In my house, I could go with the right Vargas-style liquor ad, but I’d get shot down if I wanted to fill the walls with dead animals.
taxidermy
This is not to say that you can’t have things in your Man Cave that annoy your significant other. Say you are one of those tragic Florida-Florida State marriages. Your Basement Bar’s whole reason for existence may be to be the one floor on which you can have your Gators rug. And as a bonus, that rug will probably be the one thing allowed to become and remain stained!
Regardless of what you put in your design, the important point is to keep your woman in mind (even, gasp, consult her) as you put together your Basement Bar. Whether it is a literal sanctuary, or just the one place where you get control over the stuff, she needs to know that she isn’t completely excluded.
But on second thought, don’t let the Gators rug get stained. It might be her plan to get it past repair, then invoke the Bargain. After all, she has the perfect sized Seminole rug in mind…

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March 12th,
2009

Posted by Doug
under Accessories, Stuff

branded-tap-handles
Via Uncrate: For those who want/need/lust after a beer tap as part of their Basement Bar rig-out, one item I always think is lacking from virtually all available tap systems is a decent, cool pull handle.
Well, Kegworks has the answer for you. They have an extensive collection of mostly used, genuine commercial bar tap handles. Many are quite cool. A number are special interest pulls, like this one celebrating both the Air Force and their cool jets at the same time:
8893-tap-milleraf-b1
Of course, since they are used, they are mostly out of date. If you don’t find one for the brand you will usually have hooked up, perhaps you’d enjoy a pull in tribute to a forgotten premium(?) brand of your misspent youth?
lowenbraudunkel-b
Regardless, even if one of these don’t float your boat, don’t just leave that little stubby black knob as your only tap pull. Get creative!

And appropriately phallic!
Don’t think we don’t notice that.

You hadda go there, didn’t you?

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December 28th,
2008

Posted by Doug
under Basement Bar, Vacations

Blogging has been and will be light until we are back on vacation, but at least I’m getting to catch up on my reading of everyone else’s great stuff.
For followers of my Basement Bar Design series, I’d like to direct you to two recent posts by Libertarian Libation Leader, Jacob Grier.
Jacob takes a good, detailed look at selecting the basic drink mixing equipment for your bar, then he talks about how to select and manage your starting liquid inventory.
I don’t agree with everything Jacob writes here, and where would be the fun in that anyway? He’s totally wrong about shakers for the home bar, for instance. But until I take my own dubious stab at the subject, I’d like to refer you to his examination.

Oh, and Happy Fourth Day of Christmas!
four-calling-birds

November 19th,
2008

Posted by Doug
under Accessories, Basement Bar, Stuff

As a follow up to my post on Wall Art for your Basement Bar, I thought I’d throw up some examples of art that I have in the Pegu Lounge, and show some love to the artists who crafted them.

So in other words, you are sucking up to guys who you’ve done business with in the past, and want to do business with in the future?

Exactly. You get it so much better than the guy does, most of the time.

Of course!
Wait…
What did you mean, most of the time?

I think that there is something to be learned from each of these guys about how to buy fine art.
I’ll start with my newest acquisition, from an artist named Beau Tudzarov. He works in digital art on canvas, and has a gift for injecting life into such images that I think is rare. There is no Phantom Menace CGI feel here. I saw this picture this Summer, and had him send it to me with a new frame.
Incidentally, when selecting artwork, either make sure you can get it with the right frame for your bar, or get it unframed. If you have your painting framed at your local shop it will likely cost more than getting it already framed from the artist. Seriously. So get his or her frame if it is right.
Beau has several collections, all of which have potential for the Basement Bar. Aside from the cocktail series, such as the one I purchased, he also does chess pieces, wine bottles, and chess pieces with wine bottles. The cocktail series is his newest stuff, as far as I know.
Beau is a good example of the patience I talked about in the Basement Bar #8. I first saw and loved his chess work at an arts festival years ago. It wasn’t quite right for my needs, but I loved it. I always kept an eye out for him at festivals, and this year, I saw the new cocktail pieces. I was rewarded for my patience.

I have already mentioned my favorite sculptor, Mac Worthington, in my post on surfaces. Mac is a sculptor who works primarily in aluminum. I have bought entirely too many of his works over the decade plus I’ve known him, but I love every one.
You’ve seen my bar in other posts. Everything metal except the lights are his work. I chose a piece from his website to show on the left here for something different. If your tastes run modern, Mac has some incredible variety in his work. You should check it out.
The most important thing I learned from Mac is that you don’t have to be a Medici to commission a piece of art. If you have an idea and a need, and find an artist whose work would seem to be a great fit for what you have in mind, don’t hesitate to ask if he or she can execute what you are looking for. In many cases, you will not have to pay much of a premium, if any, for a made to order piece of art. It depends on a lot of factors of course, but the idea is almost always worth exploring.

The final artist I want to highlight is a guy named Darrin Hoover. I’d say Darrin is a painter, but that would be fairly limiting. He held church services in a large movie theater for a while (and still may, I don’t know for sure), and has written a children’s book. It is important to understand that Darrin doesn’t take himself entirely seriously (link is worth a click, but has sound). At least I’m pretty sure he doesn’t take himself seriously. (Darrin, if you do take yourself completely seriously… Sorry, Dude!)
The piece on the right here is one of five I have that line the stairway down to the Pegu Lounge. I’d put up a picture of the stairs, but I haven’t figured out a way to show them all in a way that looks half as good as they do in real life. My lame best attempt is here, if you care.
In real life, that stairwell was very uninviting before I put up Darrin’s pieces. It still looks that way in pictures, but in real life it now looks like an Entrance, instead of a Hole. As I said before, don’t leave those walls blank! The other thing I learned from Darrin’s pieces is how powerful a series of works by an artist can be. The five pictures I have are not a set, but they fit together in both subject and style. Individually, each is nice and inexpensive, but small enough to get lost on a lot of expanses. Together they are still inexpensive, but they seem huge, and fill the space perfectly.

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November 18th,
2008

Posted by Doug
under Basement Bar, Stuff


Bare walls suck. There I said it, and it’s true. When you are working on your Basement Bar, selecting appliances, fighting with plumbers, getting your cabinets just right, and stocking it with the finest liquors in all the land, remember that it will all look and feel like a low-rent dive without the right artwork on the wall.

Oh, quit sounding like such a woman!
This is going to be my Mantuary! Or maybe my mixological laboratory! Both, actually. I need to spend my money on gas-powered blenders or eight different bottles of Single Malt. Why should I waste good money on pretty pictures?

Your wife is out of town, right?
Anyway, it doesn’t matter. You’re not understanding my thesis here: I’m not talking about making your Basement Bar look pretty; I’m talking about making it look finished. No artwork on your walls will make it look like a construction site. And the wrong artwork will make it look like a renovation in progress. This doesn’t mean you need to make your joint look like MOMA (or even BOMA), but you are going to need something to fill your walls, and that something might as well do something to make the rest of your hard work look better and feel more enjoyable.


Can’t you just feel the vibe, Man? Let’s party!

Now, wall art can be lots of things, of course. It can be paintings or photographs. It can be wall-mounted sculpture. It can be lights or illuminated signage. It can be new or old, framed or unframed. What you choose should relate to the rest of the choices you are making in designing your Basement Bar. I’ve been hinting around about an overall design sensibility in setting up your Basement Bar throughout this series, and this post is a little more explicit about it. You need to have an idea ofyour bar’s personality and its origins.


Not recommended for a
Regan’s Orange Bitters
type of joint.

It could depend on what you are mostly going to serve. Is your bar built around a tap, or even two? Then a cool neon sign from Heineken or Budweiser (the King of Belgian Beers) could really dress up a wall. Wine your thing? Posters from some wineries, or bottle display racks may be just the ticket. Perhaps, as is probably the case if your are a regular reader here, you are more the craft cocktail kinda mixer? Then try some vintage liquor advertisements, or one of the eleven billion cocktail glass sculptures out there that strikes your fancy.


It’s important to
be thematically
consistent…

Perhaps your Basement Bar also serves another recreational purpose. Home theaters deserve some cool movie posters or pictures of movie stars. Or both. (see left)
Got a pool table? That cue rack does double duty; the beer signs work here too, or some billiard themed artwork.
If your biggest investment is the giant television, and the front of your bar is a brick wall, covered with ivy, a trip to Fathead.com will fill the bill nicely.
Plenty of other entertainment options lend themselves to specific paintings, posters, and knicknacks. The point is, if you are going for a theme, it won’t work without stuff on the walls.
Once you have an idea of the kind of items or images you are looking for, where do you find them? There are lots of places, and each has its own charms. Choose the ones that work for you, while keeping in mind that a day here and there pursuing some of them may score you points with a spouse or significant other. Arts festivals, flea markets, antique dealers, even garage sales can yield great fruit. They can also be a dry hole on any given day, but I refer you back to my previous statement about scoring bonus points. Art galleries can be fun, especially on wine and cheese nights. If you find the right one, you’ll have a field day. Be patient with options like these. Go with the intent to shop, not necessarily to buy. Tomorrow is another day!
There are tons of resources on-line, of course. eBay, Amazon, and AllPosters are a few. A really cool site I recently found online is called Red Bubble. It is a print-to-order site for artists to sell their work online. You can find an incredible variety of surprisingly good photographers and artists that you’ve never heard of before on Red Bubble. As this post is useless without lots of pictures, I’ll show a couple of examples below. A leisurely browse around will yield you something that triggers your theme.


A final option I’ll include here, if you have a little talent of your own, is this: Rather than decorate your walls, try decorating your walls. There is a mind-boggling variety of things you can do on a blank wall with paint and tape or stencil. Or with freehand brushes if you have what it takes. I’ll offer a great exemplar from a blog by the name of lolly-tots Crafty Goodness. (That’s a blog name I’ll bet you would have never expected me to link to!) Of course, you can also hire one of the legions of talented muralists near you to do the work, if you lack either the talent or guts to do it yourself.
I’ve blasted out a bunch of ideas here, but they are just a tiny part of your options. The real point of this post is to start you thinking. Care and time spent deciding what you want, and then finding it, will definitely pay off. Even though wall decor should not be a major focus or expense in outfitting your Basement Bar (unless your theme is Art Gallery), it is vitally important. After all, there are only two dashes of bitters in a Pegu, but without them… eugh.

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October 15th,
2008

Posted by Doug
under Accessories, Stuff

This new sub series on Basement Bar design is going to focus on various design elements you can consider for decorating your lounge. Today I’m going to talk about lighting and lit elements on the wall behind your bar. The wall behind your bar is going to, as they say in advertising, get a lot of eyeballs. Your friends will be leaning over your bar, and since your physical perfection is too awesome to behold for long, they will inevitably let their eyes rest on what is behind you. Use that space to set the desired atmosphere. In the Old West™, the usual back wall decoration was either a huge mirror or painting of a naked lady (see every old film and vintage Esquire cartoon). These options still hold a certain appeal to this day, though if your friends look like mine, the mirror option may not be for the best. But they lack a certain… contemporary modernity. I may come back later to post on back walls inspired by Narcissus or Bacchus, but for now let’s go with walls that feature light.
As will be the case with most of these posts, this one is prompted by a particular product or article or blog post. Scrounging around the Internet, I ran across Let’s Get Lit Candles (H/T: Liqurious) that makes candles out of used booze bottles.

This collage of photos made me think of some of the cool back walls of bars and lounges these days. You can do a lot with colored light, and various treatments of glass or plastic to diffuse that light. One of my favorite bars in Columbus is the massive one that overlooks the main room of M at Miranova, downtown.

The room is usually darker, which makes the colored wall stand out more. Also, the color shifts very slowly over time, from one jewel tone to the next. As an added feature, there is a flatscreen TV in the middle of the wall that shows environmental DVDs, but that is another post. It is beautiful and very atmospheric.
This would not be very hard to do in a high end Basement Bar either. (I haven’t done this, so do not take my word as gospel here!) Large sheet plexiglass can be purchased from places like here or here. You could get a 4 foot by 8 foot sheet of frosted plexiglass for about $200. Frame it in with space behind for low power, low heat, long life LED lights (with color changing feature if you like). Then mount your shelves in front for a striking display.


This is professional installation from Beyond 7 Designs, similar to my idea.

A slightly less elaborate method is illuminated (har!) in this blog post at Landchark, another blog doing a series on Basement Bars.

These shelves are constructed in the same vein as the wall I proposed earlier. (Note the beer tap built into the wall. You can see it in the post.)
And for another idea, you could buy an old rear-projection television from your neighborhood technophile who wants rid of it so his wife will let him get a flat-screen. Build a platform behind your bar. Get nine very strong friends to help you lift it into place, then frame it in so only the screen shows and use this like the backlit wall I proposed initially. You could do color change DVDs, environmentals, or… um… the NFL network as atmospheric software. Treat it like a wall and put shelves in front of it. But make them removable for the World Series.
There are simpler methods of using light to highlight the wall behind your bar as well, such a spots, downlights, uplights, or shelves with lit candles from folks like Let’s Get Lit (Their candles are scented, so be careful of the olfactory cocktail you may be creating with several different bottles!).
I’ll leave you with one other back bar wall design that many of you will consider cool, and be tempted to riff on. Resist this temptation if you are single and wish to ever get laid, or married… and ever wish to get laid!
world bar
(Oh, and if you can make that sucker play the game for real, then I say forget my above advice and go for it!)

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October 2nd,
2008

Posted by Doug
under Basement Bar

In this post, I want to talk about countertops and bar tops. You need a place to work and a place to serve in your bar. In simple designs, they will be one and the same; in more complex bars, you will have a featured bar top and one or more counters on which to mix and prepare.
I’ll get into dimensions and construction in detail in other posts, but I’ll throw out a few rules of thumb here to define the terms I’m using. Your Bar Top is the long counter where drinks sit in between sips. The standard height for most bar tops, in both home and commercial bars, is approximately 42″. This is the rule of thumb because it is a comfortable height for most adults to stand beside and lean against. And even if all your friends look like Shaquille O’Neil or Billy Barty, you probably should stick with this height, since virtually every barstool you can buy is made to work with a 42″ bar top. Also, a bar top that is counter height just looks silly.
But a 42″ high surface, while a great place to set your finished drink, it is uncomfortably high as a working surface. If you have the space and budget therefore, you should also put in a second Countertop behind the bar, at regular kitchen counter height (36″). This height is most comfortable for prep work, and the difference in height lets you make your working mess less obtrusive. As it happens, this is the height you will get if you put a standard counter atop standard cabinets.
But to get to the meat of this post, out of what do you make these surfaces? You have a lot of choices, and I’m going to spend the rest of this post running down a bunch of them. As we go through them, keep in mind the hard realities of what they will have to put up with. You and your guests will be leaning, banging, moving, eating, drinking, and in some cases smoking, on and around them. There may even be cases where you may even be slightly intoxicated while doing so, shocking as that is to contemplate. There will be spills, sprays, and spots. And lots of the ingredients in a well-stocked bar, like Angustora Bitters or pomegranate juice, will stain very quickly and easily. You need to choose surfaces that not only look good when you first install them, but will still look good years later.
(more…)

September 11th,
2008

Posted by Doug
under Basement Bar, Biographical

I haven’t put up a post in this series for a while. Sorry, but real life has gotten in the way. (I got that sentence from The Blogger’s Style Guide, Chapter One, “How to Make Excuses for Not Blogging”.
I’ve meant to go over what I exactly have for my own Basement Bar, and it was pointed out to me recently that I have an easy way to do so. I did a television advertisement for my own business (you can see it atop the right sidebar) a little while ago. We shot it in my basement bar, and it gives a good overview of what it looks like down there.




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