May 6th,
2013
The manliest beer bottle opener in the history of time. No really, guys, this dude makes girlies of us all. You too, Chuck Norris. (Video)
The manliest beer bottle opener in the history of time. No really, guys, this dude makes girlies of us all. You too, Chuck Norris. (Video)

Tiki torches for the modern ultra-contemporary home (Video). If you have to blend your primitive with the modern in your Tiki decor as I do, these might make an excellent merge point.

The Hala Kahiki, featuring coffee and rhum agricole. Another great Tiki Month offering from a Mountain of Crushed Ice.
How Alcohol Affects Your Sleep. The basic knowledge here has been around for a while, but this is the best study in depth I’ve seen. In short, booze helps you get to sleep, but not stay there. Your body will feel better in the morning, your mind worse. Hangovers aside, of course.
The Tiki gods smiled indeed upon this lady. Really? You are in LA on a bar tour and you only find out about the Tiki Ti by driving past it?
The best definition of “Balance” in cocktails that I have seen to date. Stewart doesn’t even like the term, but still nails it.
Cap Zappa, the bottle opener that can then shoot the cap across the room! Almost fun enough to make it worth drinking beer. Via LikeCool.

Penelope Cruz makes even Campari look good. Her new calendar is the best piece of booze marketing since Christina Hendricks teamed up with Johnnie Walker. And yes, I don’t particularly like Campari…. (H/T: Camper)
The best cocktail post ever; overpowering recipes and photography! Give it up fellow cocktail bloggers. We’ll never equal this.
The Still, from M*A*S*H. It went through more iterations than I thought. It also doesn’t look like it would actually work, alas. (H/T: @Sally_J)