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The Twelfth Day of Christmas
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The Eleventh Day of Christmas
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The Tenth Day of Christmas
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The Ninth Day of Christmas
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The Eighth Day of Christmas
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The Seventh Day of Christmas

The Twelfth Day of Christmas

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Twelve Promoters Promoting,
Eleven Bloggers Blogging,
Ten Cajuns Shaking,
Nine Buddies Boozing,
Eight Barmaids Serving,
Seven Blues a Blazing,
Six Glasses Gleaming,
Five… Golden… Rums!
Four Cocktail Books,
Three French 75s,
Two Jars of Olives,

And a Shaker Full of Martinis!

Merry Christmas, One and All!

The Eleventh Day of Christmas

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Eleven Bloggers Blogging,
Ten Cajuns Shaking,
Nine Buddies Boozing,
Eight Barmaids Serving,
Seven Blues a Blazing,
Six Glasses Gleaming,
Five… Golden… Rums!
Four Cocktail Books,
Three French 75s,
Two Jars of Olives,
And a Shaker Full of Martinis!

The Tenth Day of Christmas

On the Tenth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Ten Cajuns Shaking,
Nine Buddies Boozing,
Eight Barmaids Serving,
Seven Blues a Blazing,
Six Glasses Gleaming,
Five… Golden… Rums!
Four Cocktail Books,
Three French 75s,
Two Jars of Olives,
And a Shaker Full of Martinis!

The Ninth Day of Christmas

On the Ninth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Nine Buddies Boozing,
Eight Barmaids Serving,
Seven Blues a Blazing,
Six Glasses Gleaming,
Five… Golden… Rums!
Four Cocktail Books,
Three French 75s,
Two Jars of Olives,
And a Shaker Full of Martinis!

Attention! After yesterday’s Rule 5 Barmaid Cleavage-stravaganza, I have forced Doug to include equal time for the ladies. See below for your Ninth Day, drinking-themed beefcake!

The Eighth Day of Christmas

[UPDATE: Welcome to those dispatched here by Smitty! The ladies got their piece of the action on the Ninth Day....]

On the Eighth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Eight Barmaids Serving,
Seven Blues a Blazing,
Six Glasses Gleaming,
Five… Golden… Rums!
Four Cocktail Books,
Three French 75s,
Two Jars of Olives,
And a Shaker Full of Martinis!

Hey Folks!
Un-Merry Christmas!
In important, Rule 5, barmaid-related news, check out this article from the EU and England. It chillingly illustrates (with cleavage) the truth of Jean-Francois Revel’s observation that “Fascism is forever descending on America, yet always landing on Europe.”

The Seventh Day of Christmas

On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Seven Blues a Blazing,
Six Glasses Gleaming,
Five… Golden… Rums!
Four Cocktail Books,
Three French 75s,
Two Jars of Olives,
And a Shaker Full of Martinis!

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