Ron de Jeremy Rum

ron de jeremy rum from Ron Jeremy
Via Uncrate, we see the advent of another new rum…

What is it?

I’m so glad you asked, RumDood!
It is Ron de Jeremy, from One Eyed Spirits.


They call it the Adult Rum.
They profess it has a long, smooth taste.

And yes, it appears to be a genuine rum, to be released this month. Ron de Jeremy is a 7-year blend of dark Panamanian rums. It’s designed to be a sipping liquor, with a harmoniously balanced orchestra of oak, fruit and spices. The website looks very nice, with a big… tongue planted firmly, but rather subtly, planted in cheek.
I certainly hope it’s a good liquor, as anyone who has the, um, balls to put together a brand like this one deserves much success.

And yes, if the Liquor Fairy decides to send me a bottle of this stuff, the ensuing review post will be epic….

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  1. Jordan

    21 January

    I’ve read some of the discussions about this over at the Rum Project forums. Seems more than a little fishy, but ultimately the product will have to speak for itself. Especially because everyone who knows anything about rum will be comparing it to Ron Abuelo 7 Años, which is solid and has a totally reasonable price point.

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  2. Doug

    21 January

    The way I see it, there are two possibilities. It’s a novelty product, in which case it’ll be a serviceable at best rum that people are supposed to buy and put on the “cool bottle” shelf.

    Alternatively, and more likely if you ask me, it is a celebrity vanity/hobby/craft project along the lines of Dan Akroyd’s Crystal Head vodka. In that case, the rum itself could be anything from wonderful to insipid. I’d really like to know.

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  3. Jordan

    21 January

    No matter what, you’ve got to hand it to the marketing team for having whipped up so much unpaid for talk about their product.

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